Friday, April 9, 2010

Discrimination! Christian Anti-Porn Filter Ignores Atheists, Jews and Muslims!

Reader Jef from France sent me a link to the cool new plug-in for the Firefox browser. It's a Christian Anti-Porn filter! For real!
Flee sexual immorality (1Co 6:18). Christian Anti-Porn will filter links and alert the user if any porn websites are clicked. This will not block but warn every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again if he proceeds to such websites.
This really raises an awful lot of questions!

What's an atheist, Jew or Muslim supposed to do? We don't have our own porn filter!

Is Christian porn somehow different than atheist porn? Like, are there web sites that are OK for an atheist but not for a Christian?

What about Jews and Muslims? Is there some kind of pork porn that's OK for Christians, but not Jews and Muslims? What about Hindu and Buddhist porn, is it even the same stuff? It makes the head spin!

And I'm confused about how "this will warn every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again..." Does that mean every time we view a naughty picture, Jesus gets the nails and sword again? Ouch, and here I thought I was just viewing sexy women – like who's going to know? I feel so incredibly guilty!

I don't know, this all seems like illegal discrimination to me. I mean, what if I wrote a new word processor that only men could use? Isn't that against the law? I want a porn filter too, but they're discriminating against us atheists, and in fact, all non-Christians!

I think we need a class-action discrimination lawsuit here! Who's with me? We need picket signs! A web site! A press release!

(I'm also relying on the fact that most of my readers can tell satire from opinion!)

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